Sloppyknocker
the act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. when you get to the doorstep you begin to m-st-rb-t- and when your getting ready to c-m you start knocking on the door. when the person opens the door you -j-c-l-t- on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.
yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol’ sloppyknocker.
the sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. also, accented by eccentric names, involving t’s l’s and x’s.
chick: wtf?
t(vowel)x(vowel)l: oh lord! my sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.
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