Sloshy
a term used to describe getting drunk.
“lets get sloshy!”
a band in the homestar runner universe which is commonly recognized for their single, “we don’t really even car about you.”
i went to go see a sloshy concert last night. they were awesome!
a state of the p-n-s that is not a true erection but is harder than normal.
dude that looking at that guy’s -ss made me sloshy, i must be at least a little bit gay.
state of extreme drunkeness that is only reached after mixing perscription pills and alcohol. usually results in complete memory loss.
“i dont know what happened last night. that xanex had me sloshy”
used as an adjective to describe the extreme wetness of a v-g-n- after more than one session of s-xual intercourse.
husband: hey honey?
wife: what sweetie?
husband: your p-ssy seemed awfully sloshy last night.
wife: what do you mean?
husband: i mean you were probably f-cking somebody before i stuck my d-ck in you. you f-cking wh-r-!
wife: that is a nice thing to say.
husband: well, stop f-cking other guys or at least use a rubber. you sloshy c-nted sl-t!
wife: you cut to the center of me.
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