Slotmachining


“slotmachining” is when a guy grows out a large bush of p-b-s, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his p-b-s. when a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. just after -j-c-l-t-ng he yells “jack pot!!!” and makes a lever pulling gesture.
dude i was slotmachining this girl i met at the bar last night, but i keep finding gold coins in my p-b-s.

did she hit the jackpot?

Read Also:

  • Menchies

    a yummy and creamy brand of frozen yogurt perfection. menchies has perfected the art of fro-yo beyond compare. their vast variety of options give the customer no doubt that they will leave yogurt wasted and happy. note: often confused with an std. menchies however is not an std but a wonderful frozen treat. that menchies […]

  • metaphorgasm

    what happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an over-n-lytical comment about literature. the english teacher had a metaph-rg-sm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.

  • mexicanal

    mexic-n-l is when a person is sodomized by a mexican. skeetlani went to cancun for spring-break and totally had mexic-n-l with that beaner after drinking 14 coronas… she couldn’t walk straight for a week.

  • mexican crease

    mexican crease is when your dry-cleaners make a special crease to your dress shirts. traditionally, they are western dress shirts that originated from the mid-west and south; especially texas. it is very popular with vaqueros, and like minded individuals. the crease goes from the top shoulder to the wrist, and is parallel to the arm. […]

  • slutbag hoeface

    a person who appears to be trashy, b-tchy, stupid, or self obsessed. kate: did you hear about last night? amanda: no, what happened? kate: leah cheated on her boyfriend with four different guys! amanda: oh my f-cking g-d. what a sl-tbag hoeface.


Disclaimer: Slotmachining definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.