Slotmachining
“slotmachining” is when a guy grows out a large bush of p-b-s, he then makes a bunch of small gold coins and places them everywhere inside of his p-b-s. when a girl then gives him a handjob it is as if she is playing a slotmachine, as gold coins fall from his bush from every pull of the lever. just after -j-c-l-t-ng he yells “jack pot!!!” and makes a lever pulling gesture.
dude i was slotmachining this girl i met at the bar last night, but i keep finding gold coins in my p-b-s.
did she hit the jackpot?
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