slovakian turtleneck
schmegma is stored in the uncirc-mcised fold of the p-n-s gland after not showering for two weeks; schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the p-n-s, while the slovakian component depicts the smell.
i went to gargle on him and he presented his slovakian turtleneck, but i said yolo and carried on.
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