Slovokian chunks

slovokian chunks is the act of a male or female vomiting on a male’s p-n-s, and then performing oral s-x in the process of cleaning it up. slovokian chunks refers specifically to the act of vomit being eaten off of a males p-n-s, and therefore slovokian chunks can not be performed on a female. traditionally, the person who vomits on the p-n-s eats the vomit off.

this is a s-xual act with quite a lot of variations, because of all the different food you can eat. different foods can change the taste of the vomit. it is not recommended to eat overly spicy food, as it could burn the p-n-s an awful lot.
guy 1
that b-tch ate ice cream, and then vomited all over his d-ck in his car right outside dairy queen.
guy 2
that slovokian chunks must’ve been cold. needless to say, it was probably his last day at dairy queen.

guy 1
after smelling horse sh-t, she vomited all over his horse jockey p-n-s, but then ate it off.
guy 2
that 6 foot tall horse jockey probably enjoyed that slovokian chunks.
guy 3
even if he did live in a trailer.