Slow Squirrel


1. someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. common sense ‘road kill”

3. lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. darwin award candidate
you rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. so a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

e.g. he/she is a slow squirrel.

anyone who has made honorable mention or received a darwin award

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