Slow your log
having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.
hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!
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- cumit
(noun): the vomit which enters a woman’s c-nt, presumably from another lover’s mouth, which then proceeds to curl into a wave and exit the c-nt; ie “c-nt-vomit” or c-mit. alternatives: pomit, vagomit this gal i was eating out gave me a j-pand job and now i got c-mit all over my good shirt–gosh darn!
- cummorrhoea
excessive flow of s-m-n at the end of a s-xual intercourse. is c-mmorrhoea indicative of virility?
- Slurding
to slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills–on the most frigid of frigid winter days. slurding’s roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 ‘fighting c-ck’ […]
- Cum sniffing dog
a dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out c-m so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you. he’s got a c-m sniffing dog.
- facebook activist
self righteous individual that thinks forwarding facebook pics with captions const-tutes a real effort to -ssist their chosen cause(s). your cousin, the vegan, is a r-t-rd. he thinks he is changing people’s minds when he forwards those animal pics, but he’s really just a facebook activist. please p-ss me some more delicious bacon.