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Slowfarter

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• sluttybumfart

  happens when a girl’s -ss hole is so stretched out from over penatration, that when she farts it sounds like darth vader exhailing. the other day sally let out a sl-ttyb-mfart in my face when she bent down to grab her dropped pencil. or “man i would love to give your mom the sl-ttyb-mfarts”

• Ursell

  verb – to dribble left-footedly with repeated step-overs and trickery top ursell that mate, now stick it in the net!

• Ursulisation

  1. to convert and follow the ways of ursula. 2. the form of being ursulised. “the ursulisation of sofia was an acheivement.”

• gutted hedghog

  see bearded clam. say no more. heard many times by 20 something blokes man, vanessa had an outey! my very first one! ive always met girls with innies what? are you telling me she’s got a gutted hedghog?” yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.

• Gylop

  a word you use through the internet (that doesn’t exist) just to annoy the victim because they don’t know it. i went to see a gylop yesterday. wtf is a gylop? -troll face-

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