slowpod
an almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don’t have a smartphone, ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.
who was the 8th president of the united states, you ask? well i don’t have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole world almanac says.
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- Haggis Rail
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