Sludge monkey


a p–p that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer sh-ts but way way way worse.
“dude tom, last night was h-lla crazy and im hung over as sh-t how do you feel?”

“man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s unshaven v-g-n-
that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!
what came out of anthonys -n-s.
joan osbourne

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