Slug Stopper
1. rejecting the reality of a workload by drinking espresso, napping, or playing battlefield heroes.
2. an -ssignment that you do at the last moment that causes you to have to stop your slug activities (sleeping, facebook, drinking monster etc.)
that essay was a real slug stopper last night.
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the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils. that man can slurpin douche!
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someone who gets s-xual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons p-n-ses up the rodent’s -n-s. “your mother was a hampster stuffer.” “at least i don’t hampster stuff..”
- hamster pop
a term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves -rg-sm, but has a ridiculously small -j-c-l-t–n, similar to that of a hamster. “jenna jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop.”
- Jobunz
a disease of the right hand, caused by sticking your fingers in your own -ss. “why did jeff leave school?” “he got the jobunz and couldn’t show his face in public.” “kd,ckxd fmckx dkkrlvvdavbpys” “wow…sounds like you have the jobunz too. see ya.”
- not in a million years
euphemism for stating not now, not ever better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.