Slug Track
the act of placing and sliding ones freshly -j-c-l-t-d p-n-s on the surface of a persons face or body, leaving a track of sticky juices.
dude sea, t’mac, matt, and houston just slug tracked you.
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what wh-r-s leave on your local bar or tavern.
christy, i saw you all druck and h-rny leaving your “slug tracks” all over the bar.
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