Slugfest
an annual corporate event held on a weekday in which drinking commences at 9:00am sharp, and continues until 5:00pm.
violators of undoc-mented rules will be arbitrarily written up according to their role in the company’s hierarchy. known violations include: showing up late, informal dress, and failure to eat the required amount of cheesies off of the floor in the specified time.
violations are addressed with a minimum of 1.5oz of the least desirable liquor in the room.
pod’s informal dress at the first annual slugfest warranted a shot of grappa, resulting in violent vomiting at 9:01am.
when someone sends a d-ck pic in the group chat
dude, remember when jake sent his d-ck in the chat? d-mn, that sure was a slugfest.
noun
in mma fight, boxing/kickboxing both fighters simultaneously exchange strikes with fist until someone gets knocked out.
watch clay guida and diego sanchez fight. its a slugfest
watch kimbo slice beat up people in backyards. its a slugfest
according to george carlin, slugfest is a festival which is held once a year. 100 000 macho muscle men are gathered and are put inside a big 17-acre dirt arena. for 24 hours non-stop they beat the sh-t out of eachother, no food or water, they are only given whisky and pcp. when there is one left standing, he is put on a pedestal and shot in the head.
mikey went to slugfest and got a whisky bottle with pcp in it shoved up his -ss.
noun. gathering where both male and female partic-p-nts engage in a variety of s-xual and monoganous activity. the ultimate slug fest is when -n-ses are involved and a minimum of double penetration is generally required.
“jim, jim’s friends, jane, and jane’s friends engaging in group s-x while influenced by alcohol.”
“they’ll be lot’s of spreading out our slug fest, should i sign you up for one hole or two?”
“would you like to partake in our slug fest?”
to have s-x with multiple in a short period of time..to achieve s-xually encounters as fast as you can.
dude, will had a slugfest with those ladies lastnight. i cant believe the slugfest dude is on!!
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