slum lord

(not to be confused with slum lord): the most “socio-economically” affluent tenant of a given slum or shanty town.
i’d rather be a slum-lord than a drug lord
an owner of slum property, especially one that overcharges tenants and allows the property to deteriorate.
yo, my slum lord t to the j smitty painted over the mold on my walls to fix it … at least he picked a nice color.
a person who lords over a slum (cr-ppy apartment builing, townhouse complex, etc). ie a stupid b-st-rd landlord
the slumlord came into my flat and was like “where’s my godd-mned rent you n-gg-r infested squirrel?!”
people who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.
we asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the c-ckroaches, but he won’t do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.
a person to maximizes their profits by overcharging for rent and refusing to maintain proper upkeep of the place.
that slumlord totally screwed me over. she took all the rent and deposit fees on the place and ran. when the ac went out and the place was flooded by a burst water piper, she was mia. word on the street is that she lives in a mansion and could afford to have the 30 year old ac replaced but chose not to since she’s one stingy b-tch.
a landlord who tries to maximize profits by not maintaining properties until threats of condemnation and charges more than the property’s worth.

they usually own a-lot of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.

they don’t care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.

they will rent to the biggest pieces of sh-t on earth such as violent s-x offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, g-ngb-ngers, or just plain -ssholes.

usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.

when something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.

most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. however, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! they will let you move right in. and if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say (“you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i’m going to be nice not take you to court”) just to psyche you out of suing him.
my house is falling apart, full of mold, mildew, rats and c-ckroaches and the roof is leaking. there is exposed wiring, broken windows, gaping holes in walls, lead paint peeling from the woodwork, and crack heads living upstairs. in the bas-m-nt, there is a sewage leak and missing or broken structural beams and the landlord aint doing sh-t about any of that!!! he even rented out the downstairs apartment knowingly to a child molester fresh out of prison knowing i have 3 young children living with me. then after i finally moved out, he had the b-lls to withhold my security deposit and take me to court saying i destroyed the apartment (eventhough i left it in better condition than when i moved in) and said that i didn’t pay rent for 3 months. what a slumlord!

the building is now condemned and boarded up ha ha ha.
a person who continually fails to do anything of importance or consequence. neglects personal hygiene and acts belligerent in a manner toward all legitimate manners in life.
hoey hasn’t left the family room in four days.
-what a slumlord.
1. describes an individual owning and providing rental property to a tenant. (noun)

2. sometimes also used as a derogatory term for someone in definition number 1 when that person does not provide care and maintenance for the property they own and profit from. (noun)
“rod is the perfect slum lord. nothing in his building works right, and he won’t invest the money to have anything fixed or replaced.”

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