slumber chub
the state of a man’s p-n-s whilst he is sleeping. not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. first coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the daily show with john stewart.
if i don’t upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! daddy’s gotta rest jon.
dude, i hope someone doesn’t get a picture of my slumber chub while i’m sleeping!
i totally had slumber chub the other morning when i met my mom and dad for coffee.
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