Slummy mummy


a young mother from a lower socio-economic background. usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. drug abuse problem optional.
‘i saw kerry katona in an iceland advert the other day with her kids.’

‘yeah, she’s a real slummy mummy.’

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