Slump Bitch
its easy to recognize a slump b-tch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so i’ve put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump b-tches you see on a daily basis. if you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump b-tch.
1. have bad posture
2. drag you heels when you walk
3. wear sweats to subway
4. are over weight
5. still wear scrunchies
6. sport the “socks n sandals” combo in public
7. scratch you v-g-n- in public
8. shop at wal-mart 3+ times per week
9. have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. your “going out” clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. on jersey sh-r- you would be considered a “grenade”
12. laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.
-remember a slump b-tch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.
most of the time slump b-tches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his v-g-n- in the frozen food section.
these are the main characteristics of a slump b-tch. i’m sure there are many more. please send your slump b-tch characteristics to [email protected].
keep an eye out for a slump b-tch near you!
d-mn slump b-tches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.
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