slumpwank
a lazy, stubborn w-nker with bad posture.
julie: that sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.
russell: which one is he?
julie: the tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he’s really cool.
russell: what a slumpw-nk.
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