Slunker
a man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (the noun being “slunking”, the action of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)
steve: hey man, when was the last time fred had a girlfriend?
bob: i have no idea, he’s such a slunker, it’s been ages!
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