slurd


a chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a p-ssing car. it’s made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.
bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing “dodge the slurds” on his way to the store today. he’s such a stupid d-nktw-t!
verb: 1) to shoot m-ssive amounts of diarrhea out of your -n-s 2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one’s palette

noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo
1) after consuming m-ssive amounts of b-tterburgers and turtle fries, young ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.

2) dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis…and wets their face in the process.

3) hero took ono’s slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face…and called it war paint.
the word you were appoint to an extreme sl-t. so sl-tty, that she deserves to be called sl-t in an indian accent. possibly a mixture of sl-t-wh-r- in there somewhere too. guys can be slurds in rare cases.
“hey, you heard about jamie?”
“no, what’s that slurd up to?”
“slurdddddd-ing it up, that’s what.”
it is compound of the words sl-tty-nerd
you are such a slurd

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