slurp and slide
this is when you eat a sh-t load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. you call up a girl and you sh-t all over her house when shes asleep. then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the sh-tstream.
man last night i pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie’s new hardwood floors. -or- i want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
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