slurp-the-salami
to give a bl-wj-b
-girl gives boy bl-wj-b unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake-
-daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy’s hoohoo-
-girl tells reddit about this-
ten-year-old : “for christ’s sake, why on earth wouldn’t one of you go check to see if she actually was asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???”
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