Slurpee Jockey


typical indian 7-eleven clerk.
did you understand a word that slurpee jockey said?

Read Also:

  • slurping cox

    also known as “c-ckethy.” a slurping c-x is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a p-n-s. “hi there ed, fancy a bit of slurping c-x, oh and you too malik”

  • Smells like teen spirit poser

    one who pretends to be a nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through smells like teen spirit. some of these people would be miley cyrus, paul the llama, and the skunk living under my house. person 1: “do you like nirvana?” person 2: “yes, i love nirvana!” person 1: “what […]

  • crack-ockricy

    where every thing is backwards. right is wrong left is right, and up is down. that fool wanted to hit my sh-t with out putting 5 on it. me share for free, man that fool is living in a crack-ockricy.

  • cradle the balls

    what that b-tch should remember to do. when giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scr-t-m. caressing the b-llsack, asking for the c-m explosion, re-ssuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the -rg-sm. i was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the b-lls, i couldn’t help but to bust a fat […]

  • Cranial Arteries

    little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated. dude, theres a good amount of thc going through your cranial arteries


Disclaimer: Slurpee Jockey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.