slurple roost
a freeloading sh-tbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles
joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his -ss to the curb
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