Slurrmon
a drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. usually large sections of the slurrmon are pr-nounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. also known to occur simply amongst friends.
“after that geezer had finished off that bottle of vodka he didn’t half deliver a good slurrmon to that taxi driver”.
“i’ve been known to give a good slurrmon when i’ve had one too many”.
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