Slurry Muff
slurry m-ff, adj. the vaguely erotic act of filling a girl’s m-ff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as bar mitzvahs, c-cktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
especially popular in parts of glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
it is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the bbc news at 10. incidentally, this is also where natasha kaplinsky’s m-ssive head can usually be seen.
lame guy: “hey guys, meredith is asleep. lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!”
doug: “no you w-nker, lets slurry m-ff that b-tch!”
can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
mary’s sleeping, mary’s sleeping,
fetch the slurry, fetch the slurry,
pump it in there, pump it in there,
lick the remnants, lick the remnants
(london’s burning)
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