Slut Church


simply – a church (or place of worship) full of sl-ts.

quite common in oppressively religious regions.
that catholic congregation is just one m-ssive, unstoppable sl-t church.

in last night’s thunderstorm the steeple of the local sl-t church was h-t again.

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