Slut Day
celebrated on march 6th. all of the following are acceptable practices for sl-t day:
1. sl-tty behavior: make out with a stranger, bl-w j-bs in the bathroom of a bar, one night stand, showing any of the following to large groups: br–sts, v-g-n-, p-n-s, b-lls.
2. thanking your favorite sl-t for her contribution to this holiday (specifically involving you).
3. going to las vegas
today is march 6th! happy sl-t day!
can i borrow that mini skirt and tube top for sl-t day next week?
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