Slut du Jour
pseudo-french for “sl-t of the day”- the person, of the many indistinguishable options, with whom one is currently romantically engaged.
“who’s the girl nick’s with tonight?”
“oh who knows, just his sl-t du jour, he’ll have another by friday.”
“…and the ‘sl-t du jour’ is keith, who doesn’t much care who’s mouth he’s in. served with a side of carlos.”
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