Slut Test
sl-t testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore p-rn of his choosing, in his mind. if the outcome of the experience is “yeah she’d totally do that”, then you have a sl-t. if not, you can bring her home to mom.
i saw this librarian today who i thought could be a total sl-t, but wasn’t sure. so i gave her the sl-t test and i can just tell she’s a total sl-t.
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