Slutasaurus
the sl-tasaurus is one of the sl-ttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. it hails from what is now the western united states, more specifically kirkland, wa. some people consider sl-tasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the t. rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the sl-tasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty wh-r-.
the sl-tasaurus is very s-xually promiscuous and usually engages in s-xual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday sl-t you will not find the sl-tasaures standing on the corner of aurora or any other street corner for that matter. the sl-tasaures is commonly found burrowed in it’s sl-tasaures den where it’s visitors line up for a little sl-tasaures action. if you are interested in finding out more about the sl-tasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
i usually end up burrowing with the same sl-tasaurus every week. her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
a fat girl that wears clothes that are too small.
what is that sl-tasaurus wearing.
a lady that performs s-xual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. this is much more harsh than just ‘sl-t’.
1: she sucked my d-ck
2: yeah but you know shes a sl-tasaurus
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