Slutus promiscus


the scientific name for the common sl-t meaning literally promiscuous wh-r-. characterized for their love of the c-ck and their taste for c-m on every part and in every hole of their bodies.

usually observed wearing revealing clothing, fake tanning, or with a cake icing-like layer of makeup on. this species usually have room temperature iqs. they also form a symbiotic relationship with diseases like herpes ensuring the continued survival of stds.

their “mates” (term used loosely) are typically (but not always) the douche bag.

well known examples include the females of jersey sh-r-.
they should definitely move jersey sh-r- to the discovery channel because it’s clearly a doc-mentary on douchum bagous and sl-tus promiscus.

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