slutwell
a male, butler form of the common harlot, typically found in courtyards and targets. it is also possible to find them roaming historic castles in western europe. if discovered, they may be called upon to perform any number of voracious s-xual acts. however, they may only be called in the most raucous of -rg-smic c-ckney accents.
“sl-twell, fetch me a cup of earl grey. then suck the skin off my–”
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