sly dog

a sneaky, devious, or just plain lucky chap who manages to be sneaky, devious, and lucky in an endearing way. often used as a term of admiration.
“hugh hefner is the only man alive to have slept with marilyn monroe, barbie benton, anna nicole smith, and pamela anderson – at the same time! the sly dog.”
someone who is tricky and devious but ridicously handsome
oh, nl, that sly dog.
a disgusting individual who steals the property (woman) of a man through conniving acts of flirtatious conversation and/or s-xual relations. all women previously dated by a man are owned by him for a period of 3 months unless given express permission by the owner.

when representing a sly dog in picture form it is best to use the poodle.

every school on the planet should have a sdrb (sly dog review board) that reviews cases of sly doggery to decide if it is a true example of sly doggery. punishments include forced periods of abstinence, ball destruction, and death among other things.

when bringing evidence to the sdrb remember that picture evidence is, the best evidence.
ben: “did you see alex sly d-gg-ng my girl? he practically groped her!’
jack: “no, do you have evidence?”
ben: “here’s a picture”
jack: “guilty!”

george was getting along well until ben sly dogged his girl. now she doesn’t even notice him.
a person who acts sly or sl-tty. sly meaning going behind someones back to avheive a greater goal.
sara was being a slydog by spreading her legs for jono while going behind adams back to make it with cam
a shifty-eyed individual would be best described as a “sly dog”
omfg george is such a f-cking sly dog
someone who goes out of their way to screw you over, often doing so in a generally gay/h-m-s-xual manner which induces anger.

-defined elitely by darkgrieverx
“man what the f-ck? peter the f-g and the sly one are so f-cking gay, they slept together in the same bed and still don’t admit they are h-m-s-xual, those sly dogs.”