sm57
one of the most versatile stage mics ever capable of micing guitar cabs, vocals, snares, and basically anything you throw at it. its extremely durable and rugged and can withstand the beatings of the road. its basically h-lla bad-ss for a 100 dollar dynamic mic. yet for a 100 dollar mic, every recording studio regardless of genre will have 6 of these laying around. they’re that good.
indie rock guy, “hey josh, the strap b-tton for my guitar came off.. i needa hammer, dude”
roadie, “i don’t have a hammer, here use this sm57”
indie rock guy, “ah man, even better. we are diy indie to da max”
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