sma

acronym for suck my -ss; used by the btdubbs crew
hey buggy, sma!
v. suck my -ss.
the term used by girls when wanting to display extreme displeas-m-nt.

alternate for suck my d-ck.
also stands for sucks major -ss
term used when something is very unsatisfactory.
tommy: hey can i holla at you?
jenni:no, sma.
tommy:man that sma.
a really hot chick. very popular word in the netherlands.
wow man, check that sma out. she has the best t-ts i’ve seen in years.
(sma) suck my -ss — if your angry, upset, frustrated, and have nothing to say or scream or yell, suck my -ss covers it all.
bob screams at joey “go f-ck yourself” joey screams at bob “(sma) suck my -ss”
pr-nounced smaz is a shortened version of saint mary’s school ascot, not to be confused with heathfield saint mary’s, which the girls consider inferior and constantly make jokes about, for example “how long does it take for a cleaner to realise that they could be head of english at heathfield?”, is a boarding school in berkshire. if a smas girl is mistake for a girl for heathfield the common reply would be “do i really look like a reject” or “lol rejects, you wish sket “the school is on selective entry only and is popular with many spanish, irish and italian immigrants as it is a catholic school. the girls are considered the social elite, most girls also have relationships with boys from other public schools such as harrow or eton. the girls are also known for not only their academic results but also has one of the best art departments in the country. smas also has a large performing arts centre called the rose theatre. subsiquentally the girls have been scouted for films and modeling, celine buckens (warhorse, emilie), rosanna (rosy) byrne (lizzie hutton, cranford and miranda reese, waking the dead) and camilla (minnie) brady (model).

the term smas is used to shorten the name of the school, the term virgin mega-store may also be used, making a jokey reference to the virgin mary.
there’s no stopping those smas girls, rebeellllllsssss.
1) “suck my -ss”; used to offend someone acting like an -sshole
2) superior mesoteric artery
1) chad: dude, i heard you got busted on a dui!
dave: sma!!
2) he was just in the hospital. i heard it was a problem with his sma.
acronym for shaking my -ss; used to show your -ss
last night i was wild sma!
(origin: northern beaches, sydney dialect – balgowlah boys high)
(pr-nounced: as spelt, “sma” depending on accent can often be closer to a quick/snappy “smore”)

meaning, huge, of large quant-ty and/or quality.. impressive..

(deriving from the word “small”, again meeting with the beaches sarcasm, drops selected letters which ultimately alters the meaning to the complete opposite)
1. “sma uggy”
(meaning, someone is very attractive. see the use of “sma”, having the opposite meaning of ‘small’ resulting in, this case, ‘largely’.. and “uggy”, this dialects opposite meaning of “ugly”, now meaning ‘attractive/good’.. the two words combined in the above exampled statement means ‘very attractive/good’)

2. “sma b-m”
(means, someone has a large posterior or b-m)

3. “sma building”
(means that the aforementioned building is large in appearance and quant-ty)

almost all words in this northern beaches dialect are often pr-nounced with a sudden, short, rapid burst of air, accenting the last 1 or 2 letters in the word.. “sssma”, “wweh”

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