Smack my ass and call me Johnny!
1. an expression of surprise, similar to “well i’ll be!”
2.what you say when you want somebody to smack your -ss and call you johnny.
1. “i just won the lottery!”
“really?”
“yes!”
“well smack my -ss and call me johnny!”
2. “smack my -ss and call me johnny”
ok johnny. smacks -ss.
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