smack my church monkey
the process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as “smacking a monkey that is employed by the magisterium.” thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
origins: the 2007 theatrical version of the golden comp-ss, where nicole kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
“why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?”
“i shouldn’t have done that, it feels like i just got smacked by a church monkey.”
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