Smack People With Your Dick Day
a hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every august 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their d-cks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.
this holiday was first conceptualized by youtube user theamazingatheist in 2008, in his video t-tled “just about sick 7”. granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
“oh look! august 22 is, f-cking, smack people with your d-ck day! that was clever!” –theamazingatheist
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