smackastache
when you don’t shave your grundle and ball sack for a couple months then do an activity so it is sweaty and smells like sh-t. then you find a person repeatedly smack them in the face with your sack and rub your grundle all up on there face while getting a rusty trombone. when you are about to c-m you turn and bust on there upper lip getting the p-b-s to become a facial mustache.
josh c gave his dad a smackastache and p–ped in it to match his hair color.
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