smackyourjenkins
a lovely person often -ssociated with nannas cottage and a sheep named marmite-buckles. aw isnt it a beautiful colourblind lamb.
you might say:
-how old is marmite buckles?: its newborn dumb-ss.
-whats its favourite colour?: sheep are colourblind dumb betch.
-where was marmite made?: mississippi smackyourjenkins
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