smacronym
an acronym that disses or satires the commonly -ssociated acronym. so instead of nba meaning “national basketball -ssociation” it could be “nothing but airheads.”
fema – failure to effectively manage anything
ets – evil testing serpent (see awesome book up your score)
ncaa – nothing collegiate about the athletes
un – useless neutrality
mcat – miserable cramming after twilight
nhs – nasty hoes’ society
usc – university of second choice
ttyc – too talkative, you crackhead
honda- history of no dramatic acceleration
all of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
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