Smalets
to grip an uncirc-mcised p-n-s at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or -j-c-l-t–n so as to expel left-over urine and/or -j-c-l-t- trapped under the foreskin.
1. after servicing her clients, rosita always applied a brief smalets. she never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.
2. unlike the other boys, jack’s briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.
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