Small Hands, Large Peter
a man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
professor phil to cl-ss: “as case in point, matt from pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. this is also referred to as small hands, large peter. for those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. this will come in “handy” when you need to find your partner. oh, handy, no pun intended”
student after cl-ss: “that professor phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. now i realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. matt’s hands are like mine, like a girls.”
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