small penis rule
a literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. to ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small p-n-s. that way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small p-n-s.
shirley had always hated officer john lyons, ever since he’d slept with her mother. to get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named officer jon lions.
officer lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small p-n-s and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching b–st–lity p-rn.
officer lyons wanted to sue, but couldn’t bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small p-n-s.
once again, the small p-n-s rule worked perfectly.
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