smallediumexilarge
a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.
<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>
cashier: “thank you for calling washington street, round table! what can i get for you?”
me: “i would like to make an order for pick-up. could i have a smallediumexilarge all meat marvel?”
cashier: “a smallediumexilarge?” “what is that?”
me: “that’s a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each b-tch.”
cashier: “that’ll be 20 minutes, thank you.”
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