Smalls Disease
smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can’t get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. the symptoms are a small p-n-s, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. if u have smalls diease ether find a h-rny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants
hey kev. brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small w-ng. dude hes also always home sh-t kev i think brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast
when a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a ch-r-, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. they just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named venessa and u dont take advantage of it.
oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. plus he lives next to that hot girl named vee, man shes awesome
a person that m-st-rb-t-s 21 or more times a week. a person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. symptoms include; small d-ck, increase in height, and red har. if symptoms occur seek help immediately
brendan i didn’t know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.
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