Smalo
the act of being high on marijuana, using the delivery method of your choosing, while playing any version of the video game halo. it is a technique employed by advanced players of the game, to increase skill, focus, and enjoyment. highly recommended by some.
cool guy #1: “hey buddy, up for a little smalo action?”
cool guy #2: “… already halfway there, buddy”
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