Smappling
a game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which partic-p-nts throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. everyone is a winner when you smapple. the season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.
“if we go smappling, we’re going to need some more apples”
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