smardface
a girl who thinks she is superior in knowledge over others. usually tells cheesy jokes and is actually more clever than smart.
jean: hey, what is on a hawaiin pizza?
marcy: pfffft, you don’t know that?!
jean: smardface. -.-
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marcy: hey jean, guess what time it is?
jean: what time is it?
marcy: time to drink some smartw-ter.
jean: smardface. -.-
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